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[cutefaced]

hak's a JERK and he threatened to cut off my foot

[terrantrash]

What?

[cutefaced]

he told me if i didn't go back to bed he was going to cut off my foot

[terrantrash]

That's completely inappropriate for a bodyguard to say, let alone say to a princess.

Why are you out of bed?

[cutefaced]

right?? he's so rude

because he's out of bed and won't go home

[terrantrash]

Beyond rude. He shouldn't be allowed to speak to you in such a way.

However...Lady Yona, please return to bed. If you do I'll bring you pudding tomorrow.

[cutefaced]

really?!

[BACK INSIDE SHE GOES. a few minutes later:]

ok i'm back in bed!

[terrantrash]

I promise I will. Whatever flavour you desire.

May I request proof?

[cutefaced]

strawberries and cream!

[she doesn't say please

but she does send him a picture of her sitting in bed!]

[terrantrash]

_{[He doesn't expect a please.]}

You've been very good. I'll be there at 8:30 A.M. sharp so you ought to go to sleep. The quicker you go back to sleep the faster the pudding will come.

[cutefaced]

[i can't believe he's bribing her to go to sleep]

8:30?

that's kind of early

[terrantrash]

It wouldn't be early if you had remained asleep.

An hour later then. 9:30 A.M.

[cutefaced]

there's no way i can be asleep when that idiot's out there doing dangerous things. why is he even awake this time of night?

9:30 is ok. i think i'll be awake then

[terrantrash]

If he's as effectively violent as his words are, then I'm sure he will be fine come morning.

Then I will be there.

[cutefaced]

he's the strongest person i know and could probably fight everyone in the city and win if he wanted to. but that doesn't mean i want him going places this time of night like an idiot

make sure you bring pudding for yourself too ok?

[terrantrash]

Why do you let him talk to you in such a way? If I ever dared threaten Princess Asseylum I would have been executed.

I will.

[cutefaced]

he's always talked like! even before he started serving me

but father knew that when he made him my bodyguard so i don't think he'll stop

ok good

[terrantrash]

You've known him for a long time then?

He should learn some manners.

[cutefaced]

he and soo-won and i grew up together

i agree with you. i told father i wanted a cuter bodyguard :( someone with manners would be nice

but it would feel weird if hak wasn't my bodyguard anymore

[terrantrash]

So you've known each other since childhood.

_{[Must be nice.]}

[cutefaced]

yes

he's the grandson of the wind tribe's general so he was at the palace a lot

well he's the wind tribe's general now actually

his grandfather retired

[terrantrash]

Does that make him a rather important person?

[cutefaced]

i don't know...

he's one of the strongest people in kouka though

but i don't know how important that is since father doesn't allow wars

[terrantrash]

Your father must be a wise king.

[cutefaced]

i think so!

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