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♙ Slaine Troyard ♙ ([personal profile] terrantrash) wrote2017-09-08 12:09 am

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cutefaced: i need cheese sticks (i don't need romance)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
right?? he's so rude

because he's out of bed and won't go home
cutefaced: the police officer finally just said "i give up" and walked away (you are in the clear)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
really?!

[BACK INSIDE SHE GOES. a few minutes later:]

ok i'm back in bed!
cutefaced: still gonna be totally worth it though (yeah i'm probably gonna die)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
strawberries and cream!

[she doesn't say please

but she does send him a picture of her sitting in bed!]
cutefaced: so that i don't slow down to say it on my way to get the fire extinguisher (i'm saying "i told you so" now)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[i can't believe he's bribing her to go to sleep]

8:30?

that's kind of early
cutefaced: if i didn't make you hate things you once loved? (what kind of friend would i be)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
there's no way i can be asleep when that idiot's out there doing dangerous things. why is he even awake this time of night?

9:30 is ok. i think i'll be awake then
cutefaced: person i've never met before (why thank you for your unwanted opinion)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
he's the strongest person i know and could probably fight everyone in the city and win if he wanted to. but that doesn't mean i want him going places this time of night like an idiot

make sure you bring pudding for yourself too ok?
cutefaced: and i STILL feel like i need an adult (i am the oldest one here)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
he's always talked like! even before he started serving me

but father knew that when he made him my bodyguard so i don't think he'll stop

ok good
cutefaced: is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible (fantasizing about the apocalypse)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
he and soo-won and i grew up together

i agree with you. i told father i wanted a cuter bodyguard :( someone with manners would be nice

but it would feel weird if hak wasn't my bodyguard anymore
cutefaced: and fuck your stupid hat (fuck you)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
yes

he's the grandson of the wind tribe's general so he was at the palace a lot

well he's the wind tribe's general now actually

his grandfather retired
cutefaced: so that i don't slow down to say it on my way to get the fire extinguisher (i'm saying "i told you so" now)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know...

he's one of the strongest people in kouka though

but i don't know how important that is since father doesn't allow wars
cutefaced: still gonna be totally worth it though (yeah i'm probably gonna die)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
i think so!

[laughtrack.mp3]
cutefaced: so that i don't slow down to say it on my way to get the fire extinguisher (i'm saying "i told you so" now)

[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
that's what he thinks too

i bet you and my father would really get along
cutefaced: wrapped in a redhead (Default)

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[personal profile] cutefaced 2017-10-16 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
i'll be sure to introduce you if he wakes up

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