[Yeah, no...it definitely does not look that way. If anything, Slaine looks stressed to high heaven and back. His finger is trembling, hovering over the trigger. He probably shouldn't shoot them...mainly because it might damage something else in the lab...but he's getting tired of being pink!! And being covered in slime!!]
If you can do something do so! Don't just stand around and laugh at me!
Well, lucky for you, there are showers on this very floor! So we needn't go too far... ah, but given the rather thorough dye-job they've done to your hair, do you suppose you'll be left with a pink tint afterward?
[This is hilarious to him?? Poor Slaine, at least Asseylum might find it cute.]
The amount of effort it would take to do so far exceeds the amount of time you'd have to wait for it to grow out.
[Sure, it could still be done in an instant, but he'd rather not tire himself out over some hair.]
But I doubt it would last that long... perhaps a few washes over the course of a few weeks? Why, you could even use it to kickstart a new rebellious phase!
[That...sounds like bullshit and the look Slaine gives him more or less says what he's thinking on his face. He doesn't push the matter though, but that doesn't mean his mood isn't sour.]
Now, I wouldn't say that! Honestly, it's a bit nostalgic for me, looking at you like this. One of my favorite students from home was fond of dying his hair pink -- he was around your age as well.
He claimed he did it for the ladies, but honestly I don't think he ever had much of a chance in that department to begin with.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
[Just gonna up and state the obvious.]
[Also he's free to shoot them all he likes -- they'll just splatter more ooze all over him before reforming.]
Shall I lend a hand, or do you suppose you can handle it yourself?
no subject
[Yeah, no...it definitely does not look that way. If anything, Slaine looks stressed to high heaven and back. His finger is trembling, hovering over the trigger. He probably shouldn't shoot them...mainly because it might damage something else in the lab...but he's getting tired of being pink!! And being covered in slime!!]
If you can do something do so! Don't just stand around and laugh at me!
no subject
[Why is he this way....]
no subject
[C'mon fam, do him a solid. He's so stressed his little heart is going to give out!]
no subject
[And he snaps his fingers-- and in a poof of smoke, he and Slaine are transported somewhere else entirely, the slimes nowhere to be seen!]
[...he's still covered in pink goo, though. Which inspires a short snort of laughter from Mephisto.]
--shall we get you cleaned up?
no subject
I'd like that.
[All he wants more than anything in life right now is a shower and to feel some semblance of dignity again.]
no subject
[This is hilarious to him?? Poor Slaine, at least Asseylum might find it cute.]
no subject
[You're an ass. Seriously.]
no subject
[Sure, it could still be done in an instant, but he'd rather not tire himself out over some hair.]
But I doubt it would last that long... perhaps a few washes over the course of a few weeks? Why, you could even use it to kickstart a new rebellious phase!
no subject
I look like an idiot...
no subject
He claimed he did it for the ladies, but honestly I don't think he ever had much of a chance in that department to begin with.
[THROWS SHADE AT SHIMA AND HE AIN'T EVEN HERE]
no subject
[Just. Dead eyes. Yeah, he doesn't care. He's not about this life at all.]
I guess it doesn't matter at the end of the day if it'll wash out eventually.
[Or so he hopes.]
no subject
[And then Meph just goes ahead and leaves Slaine to wash up on his own because wow he's so not joining him in the shower!!]